Thursday, January 29, 2015

We don't usually vanquish humans

A mere seven months after I finally finished watching Charmed, and I'm FINALLY remembering to get around to my thoughts on season 8. WOO. Season 8 was light on decent guest stars (boo) and high on incredibly boring drama (double boo), and it doesn't surprise me at all that the show didn't get renewed based on the quality of this season. It was...decidedly not great. Still, on with my thoughts!

PAIGE WHAT ARE YOU WEARING. Source

  • KALEY CUOCO, WHAT THE EFF.
  • Okay, how the hell are they affording all these designer brands? Between the three of them, they have ZERO JOBS. 
  • Oh my God. Are they seriously going to do a Sex and the City themed episode when Phoebe's love interest is Smith from Sex and the City?! 
STOP. Also, source.
  • Bahahaha, Paige is becoming a cop??? Oh, wait. No. That was too much to hope for. She's going to quit and make out with a cop instead. Of course.
  • Ugh, seriously? They're bringing The Source back AGAIN?? 
  • Oh wait. It lasted a red hot second before they vanquished him again. Excellent.
  • Thank God we're done with this stupid double identities plot. It was getting incredibly confusing. 
  • ANOTHER body swap episode? Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Awesome special effects, team. Source.
  • Okay, Phoebe and her ticking biological clock are indescribably annoying. 
  • What the hell is that thing that looks like an ubervamp mated with the fluke monster from The X-Files?! EW.
  • Ahahaha, a super soldier plan? Good job, government. That's bound to end brilliantly.
  • Leo's hair is getting insane.
  • Demon Charmed One impersonators?? What even is this show any more. 
  • Pretentious British Guy is pretentious. 
  • Well. That was quite the insta-wedding, Paige. 
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  • I have zero fucks to give about Christie and her secret evilness.
  • I kind of love Phoebe and Coop, even though he was totally added in at the last minute to wrap things up.
  • Christie is the worst. THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST.
  • Welp. They blew up the house. I guess the show really IS ending. 
  • WHAT. PHOEBE. AND PAIGE. WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
FEELS. Also, source.
  • This finale is so wibbly wobbly timey wimey that my brain can't keep up.
  • I find it oddly hilarious that Phoebe's worn ugg boots through the entire finale.
  • Kaley Cuoco is a really terrible fake crier.
  • I really wish they'd worked out a way to bring Shannen Doherty back for the finale.
  • Okay, that ending was hella cheesy, so HOW IN THE HELL DID IT STILL MAKE ME CRY?!?!?! 
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So. There you have it. It took me a stupidly long time, but we have fiiiiiiiiinally reached the end of Charmed

Did you see season 8? What did you think?

K xx

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