Thursday, July 17, 2014

Let go of my pumpkin

In the hopes of actually remembering more of what the hell I was talking about the better part of six months ago, I'm going to endeavour to do a Charmed post every week for the next month. YOU'RE WELCOME. Or not. Whichever.
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Anyway, here are my thoughts on Charmed season 5:

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MERMAIDS. 
  • "You must be Paige. You have a big underwater fanbase." What. 
  • Oh my God. Phoebe's Cinderella dress is the opposite of classy. I can't even.
  • MARK SHEPPARD. Is there any paranormal/sci-fi show this man isn't in?! 
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  • ...........Paige just orbed in the middle of sex and her boyfriend didn't notice. I...what.
  • EYEBALLS. WHY DID THERE HAVE TO BE EYEBALLS. 
  • Ugh. Haven't they vanquished Barbas like three times already? WHY IS HE BACK??
  • Ew, Cole. A demonic stripper who can shapeshift into Phoebe? GROSS. 
  • Wow. This 100th episode is a LOT like the episode of Buffy where Cordelia wishes Buffy had never come to Sunnydale. 
  • Okay, a creepy old man who walks into your room and delivers nightmares? NOPE.
  • Ahahaha, Piper's watching Passions
  • HARRY POTTER REFERENCES, YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
  • Phoebe is wearing a snood. A SNOOD. 
SNOOD. Also, source.
  • Right, because Piper would totally be wearing hipster jeans and a midriff top a week after giving birth. Okay, show. Whatever.
  • ERIC DANE. HOW HAD I FORGOTTEN ABOUT ERIC DANE?! 
  • Oh my God. Is that Pat Benatar??? IT IS. And a leprechaun just told her husband "I've already given you my best shot!". No. Just...no.
  • Ahahahaha, Zachary Quinto is a warlord!! And he's getting attacked by millions of cats. AMAZING.
WHAT. Also, source.
  • ........wood nymphs. Really?? And Susan May Pratt with blonde hair. I can't even.
  • Oh my God, Paige's boyfriend is Darryl from The Walking Dead
  • Okay, why is Paige doing charades when she could just WRITE THINGS DOWN??
  • Paige, honey. Don't walk out of the bathroom at your new boyfriend's house fanning the air, even if you DID just orb in from vanquishing a stinky demon...
"Yeah, I'd stay out of there for a while..." Source.
  • ..........Jason just gave Phoebe a Chinese-American dictionary. Did you know American is a language? BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT IS.
  • Ahahahahaha, it's Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean!
  • Oh my God. The Alien Bounty Hunter from The X-Files is playing Chronos. Awesome.
  • CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!! 
And more Phoebe snood. Source.
So apparently a lot of my thoughts had to do with guest stars this season. At least I was less baffled by the costume choices??? 

Do you get ridiculously excited over the guest stars of 15 year old TV shows?? Or is it just me?

K xx

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