So. What random crap has led people to my blog lately?
Jedward laptop. Dude, I have no idea what you were looking for. Is this a laptop used by Jedward? Or a Jedward THEMED laptop?!
Terrifying scarecrow. You mean like this?
|Thanks for THOSE nightmares, Supernatural... Also, source.|
John Barrowman emphasis on wrong syllable. I...have no idea what this means. Is it Barrowman putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable? Or mispronouncing his name - like John BarROWman??
IMDB storyline the boy see in his dream that his girlfriend will died in a taxi accident which is a cello player. Seriously??? I have no idea how this led you to my blog. And I have a similar lack of idea about what you're looking for.
Jedward costumes for kids. OH MY GOD. IF YOU HAVE LITTLE KIDS, PLEASE DO THIS FOR HALLOWEEN????? (I'm looking at you, Gina)
Pippa Middleton fingernails. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh????
In the movie Independence Day, what newspaper was the President (Bill Pullman) reading when he was told of the attacks? Dude. That is one hell of a specific search. I can't imagine why you'd ever need to know that. I don't know the answer, and it's probably a fake newspaper. You know, just FYI.
Steampunk Ned Kelly. I have to admit, I would read the crap out of a steampunk Ned Kelly book.
Two person llama costume. As far as I'm concerned, any two person costume is a pretty terrible idea. When it comes to this, I really want to know if the front person has to spit like a llama to make it seem authentic.
Pelvic thrust homestay gif. I have literally no idea how the 'homestay' part relates to the rest of it. And I don't really want to know what you'd use such a gif for anyway.
Velociraptor cheesecake. No idea what they were after, but any mention of velociraptors is okay by me.
Frozen peas for Congress. Are Congress in need of frozen peas?!
Pin the owie on the clown. As far as I'm concerned, this should read "cut the head off the clown", because in addition to teaching me that scarecrows are creepy, Supernatural taught me that clowns are creepy.
Jude Law Patrick Downey Jr. Oh, honey. No. Let's review. This is Patrick Dempsey, star of Grey's Anatomy and Sweet Home Alabama:
Ugly cake. Fuck you very much, my cakes are NOT ugly.
Terrible passport photo, look very depressed. Fuck you very much, my passport photo is NOT terrible, and the Australian government mandates that you have to look depressed, dammit!! >.<
Make a kneeling man out of fondant. I have no idea why you would want to do this, but it reminds me of the time in high school when we saved a bunch of wax from Mini Babybel cheeses over several weeks and used it to make a little sculpture of a man sitting on the toilet. Clearly, we had too much time on our hands...
David Tennant fashion icon for boxers. Do you mean because of the boxer shorts he wore in The Decoy Bride that were covered in quills and ink wells? Either way, I'm on board with this search.
Famous Egypt building. Really????? *facepalm*
Good riddance you traitor cake. I kind of want an excuse to make one of these. Because LOL FOREVER.
Gandalf the Grey in Chamber of Secrets. Okay, you guys. I mentioned this in part 1, because apparently people have found my blog multiple times by searching this. Apparently there's a rumour that when Harry goes into Dumbledore's study at the end of Chamber of Secrets, and the camera pans around over all the portraits of past heads of Hogwarts, that one of them is Gandalf. WRONG. It's an old dude with a beard. So stop searching for pictures of this. Because it didn't happen. Mmmmkay??
So. What weird Google searches have you had recently??