Sunday, August 12, 2012

At least if it goes to Hell, it'll have cheese on toast

So have you guys ever seen Outnumbered? Because yesterday, I felt like I was living in it.

First of all, y'all need to see this:


Having watched that, my story will now make sense. Yesterday, Little Miss A was over for the day. Also yesterday? I found a mummified worm stuck to the bottom of my apple. And then this happened:

Me: Eeeeeeeeeeeeuw...
Mum: What?
Me: [shows her dried worm]
Little Miss A: What???? I WANT TO SEE!!!!
Mum: DON'T...
Me: [shows her dried worm]
Mum: Oh God. Here we go.
Little Miss A: YOU KILLED THE WORM???
Me: No. It was already dead.
Little Miss A: What are you going to do with it?
Me: Wash it off and eat the apple?
Little Miss A: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Me: What?!?!?!
Little Miss A: You need to take it out to the garden and bury it!
Me: Seriously??
Little Miss A: YES. It's a poor little dead worm and it doesn't want to go down the sink. We need to take it outside and bury it!
Me: Do you want some bread and cheese to give it??
Mum: *cracks up*
Little Miss A: Worms don't eat bread. DUH.
Me: Of course not...

Needless to say, the worm went down the sink when she wasn't looking. I think I'm going to have to start calling her Karen...

K xx

2 comments:

  1. Hahahahah. Aw, Little Miss A!

    And I loved your mum's, "Oh God. Here we go." Brilliant.

    xx

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    1. I'm honestly surprised she gave up as easily as she did!
      xx

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