Saturday, April 7, 2012

I'm going to Hell

So this afternoon, Nikki and I were texting (as we do pretty much every day), and we ended up talking about how we seem to be incapable of eating anything besides junk food this long weekend. I can't speak for Nikki, but there's a possibility that I had cookie dough and a mini creme egg for lunch on Thursday. [Oh. Hi, Mum. I had a salad sandwich and an apple. Yes. That's totally what happened.]

ANYWAY.

Nikki was up to her fourth(!) trip to the supermarket for the day (one of the downsides to not having a car) when she texted me with "BUBBLE TEA. And Tim Tams. I'm super healthy.". My response? "Screw healthy. It's Easter. Jesus takes the calories away, because they're sins!"

Yup. I'm officially going to Hell. (Will anyone be joining me there?! Incidentally, I've got a nice dose of blasphemy coming up for Movie Monday. It's only appropriate!)

Happy Easter, y'all!

K xx

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    1. Yeah, pretty much. Although it kind of makes sense when you think about it - Jesus died for our sins, and gluttony is a sin. And gluttony is encouraged at Easter, therefore Jesus died so we could be gluttonous. Or something.

      Clearly, I'm not big with the church going ;)

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  2. The best part of Easter is the candy!

    Clearly I'll be joining you in hell eating sugar forever.

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    1. EXCELLENT. There shall be shenanigans in Hell!

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  3. Haha! This post made me laugh.

    Happy Easter! Each all the candy while you can! :)

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    1. Oh, I've been making the most of the candy, that's for sure! :)

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