Friday, March 4, 2011

Small children have empty heads...

So my mum was in Canberra this week on school camp. She's moved campuses this year, so it was a combined grade 5/6 camp. As per usual, they came to the museum. Mum asked me to come and give them a 5-10 minute spiel about gallery development and why museums change. That was all fine, because there's usually a visitor services host to give them an introduction to the museum and its various galleries.

But this time, they didn't book a visitor services host for whatever reason. Which I found out when I got over to the main hall and was confronted with 50-60 small children... O-kay. Fine, I'll just add in some stuff about why we don't have dinosaurs...

So I gave them the spiel that I'd planned out. Which included a description of how we're using objects to tell the stories of places as well as people. And I used John Batman as an example. Now, *I* spent very little time at primary school in Australia, but during the 18 months that I *did* do here, there was a decent chunk of time (like, a term?) in which we studied the foundation of Melbourne and John Batman and the Henty family.

I foolishly assumed that because I'd studied it in grade 3 or 4, that by grades 5 and 6 they would have too. Instead it went like this:
Me: So, one of the objects going into the new gallery is the Batman land deed. Have you guys learnt about John Batman and the founding of Melbourne?
60 small children: [blank looks]
Me: [looks around at teachers]
Teacher: Um. I don't think so. No...
Me: Oh. O-kay... *awkward pause*

I bet they were all thinking of something like this:

Cos that's TOTALLY how Melbourne was founded... Honestly, the youth of today! *sigh*

K xx

4 comments:

  1. You should have a dinosaur exhibit. Like this one:
    http://blogyoureabouttoread.blogspot.com/2011/01/rawr.html
    And also A Batman exhibit.
    ...I'm just saying.

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  2. Wait, I'm confused... I thought that *was* how Melbourne was founded...

    Seriously, I think I learned about it in around Grade 3. Our camp that year was to Melbourne (country bumpkins!), so I think the two things coincided.

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  3. Lauren - that would be totally awesome. Personally, I think we should have dinosaurs. But considering we're a social history museum not a natural history museum, I don't think the director would go for it :(

    Kat - SERIOUSLY!! Do small children learn history at ALL now??? :S Also, John Batman would be so much cooler if he DID look like that. Alas, the most exciting thing about him was that he had no nose when he died...

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  4. Haha, Awesome. Imagine living in the city that Batman built?! COOLEST CITY EVER. (Yes, I am a closet 8 year old.)

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