I found this at the supermarket the other day:
Yes, that does say what you think it says. The small print says "Hold strategically above head and stand by for action. Note: Individual results may vary"...
So far, it's failed to deliver. Course, I was sitting in my apartment when I tried it out, so if it *had* proved successful, I would have been slightly terrified. But that's beside the point.
And while the claims on the box may have failed, the chocolate it contains is delicious! ;)