There were two things that made the first day back at work tolerable.
1. This website: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ It's pure hilarity.
2. Sara got me a subscription to a trashy magazine subscription for Christmas. The first issue arrived today. She took out the subscription under the name "Mrs Kirsti Gyllenhaal". I haven't stopped sniggering since I checked the mailbox half an hour ago...