Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Oh for the love of God, I just want to sleep...

I've been having trouble sleeping the past week or so. Usually, I take after my dad and I'm dead to the world within five minutes of my head hitting the pillow. But recently? I seem to spend hours laying in bed because my brain just won't SHUT THE FUCK UP. I swear, I'm going to start stabbing it with a Q-tip if it doesn't stop singing Lady Gaga on a loop at midnight. Yes, I said Lady Gaga. Shut up. We all have our guilty pleasures...

Last night, I woke up at about 5am. And I couldn't help but fight the feeling that I'd just been dozing for the past six hours. And then I was wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide awake, thanks to the stupid family of evil chirping birds sat outside my bedroom window. As I've mentioned before, I hate birds. A lot. This morning just made that worse... Finally, the stupid birds shut up. But about that time, I discovered that however I curled up in bed, I kept ending up with pins and needles in one or both arms just as I was about to drift off. Which resulted in me having to turn over, waking myself up again. *sigh*

Then today, I discovered that a pair of baby albino kookaburras have been found in Queensland. They sound cute and all, but no. I'm hardly unbiased when it comes to birds, but this has to be the scariest freaking photo I've seen in a long time:
Thanks, world. As if I wasn't having ENOUGH trouble sleeping, now you have to add birds that rival velociraptors for terror factor to the equation. Awesome...

Wondering if I can justify taking night time cold and flu tablets for a headache,

K xx


  1. What the... that is the most revolting bird I have ever seen!

  2. I KNOW!!! Someone at work tried to convince me it was cute... *shudder*


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